mallomallo:

randomly remembering an inside joke you have with yourself 

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(Source: meganfax)

snapchatting:

what is flirting it sounds dangerous

spenceromg:

cuteless:

spenceromg:

Dear girls,
Stop saying you want an Augustus Waters, if you’re not going to be a Hazel Grace.
Sincerely, A guy with good intentions

u sound like my english teacher charge ur ipod

yes master

spenceromg:

cuteless:

spenceromg:

Dear girls,

Stop saying you want an Augustus Waters, if you’re not going to be a Hazel Grace.

Sincerely,
A guy with good intentions

u sound like my english teacher charge ur ipod

yes master

rain-force:

"smile you are being filmed :)"
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who-ya-callin-pinhead:

so did u like my post because it was funny or do u wanna date me i need answers

hip-hop-lifestyle:

what color’s your bra

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(Source: hip-hop-lifestyle)

dwarferinthetardis:

babeimgonnaleaveu:

when your favorite band starts to play on the radio:

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This website has permanently skewed my perception of reality because this gif makes perfect sense.

kobetyrant:

omg

cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

(Source: vinebox)

ihategardenfruit:

shjtty:

my stepsister thought this apple was real and she took a few bites before realizing it was fake

A FEW BITES

ihategardenfruit:

shjtty:

my stepsister thought this apple was real and she took a few bites before realizing it was fake

A FEW BITES

spagheteen:

i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming

lohanthony:

tokyoghettopussy:

raresighting:

YASS BITCH YASSS

omg yes

I HAVE A NEW QUEEN

(Source: huffpostlive)

jessicatsimpson:

steal her look: sam pepper

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